Fake horoscope

[Skittles]

Alright, so I was looking at i-am-bored.com and found this fake horoscope, but it's really neat 'cause...just read it

23 July - 22 August
Your horoscope for this week:
A gang of naughty pigeons are about to move into your area. If you don't do something soon they will take over your town and force everyone to wear jodhpurs. Take action now! Fight the leader with a banana and show him who is boss. His weak spot is just under the wing so try to tickle him there. When you win the fight, the other pigeons will hail you as they new leader and you can now use them to bully people into going out with you.



Bananas!!!!! ;D *throws a banana at them pigeons*

[Renaissance]

Mine was...

Libra:
Do something creative. Why not try learning to play a musical instrument. Playing the top 10 country songs on a plastic glockenspiel will only cause a huge outbreak of pimples and rashes on your face. Instead why not take a wooden spoon and play the potatoes instead. Its more economical and you may find, once you have practised enough, you will attract hordes of mice who will tap-dance while you play famous Elvis songs.

[irol]

;D ;D ;D Love it Skit!! That made me laugh so hard when I saw the banana bit.

[Skittles]

Jaded said:

;D ;D ;D Love it Skit!! That made me laugh so hard when I saw the banana bit.

;D ;D ;D I still can't stop laughing!

[Skittles]

Renaissance said:

Mine was...

Libra:
Do something creative. Why not try learning to play a musical instrument. Playing the top 10 country songs on a plastic glockenspiel will only cause a huge outbreak of pimples and rashes on your face. Instead why not take a wooden spoon and play the potatoes instead. Its more economical and you may find, once you have practised enough, you will attract hordes of mice who will tap-dance while you play famous Elvis songs.

You got some tap dancing mice! ;D