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Post by Axl Fuckin' Rose on May 26, 2006 0:47:30 GMT -5
Man. I hate stupid people. I commented on that in the random thread, and it inspired me to make this one.
Lets all share stories about our encounters with total morons. There's quite a lot of them in this country, so I'm sure you all will have plenty of stories.
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Post by Skittles on Jun 2, 2006 1:50:00 GMT -5
So this one time, this girl was trying to show her sister something (she doesn't remember what it was) and while trying to say "Dyanna, look at that thingimajiger" it came out as "Dyannamajiger". Another time, at the drive in, this girl was really bored and she was thinking about Empire Records because she just watched it the night before. And she tried to yell out "Shoplifter" like Mark does in the movie. You know, just to make everybody stare. But it came out as "Shiftlopper" instead. And she yelled it and everybody really did stare. Like "Wtf is shiftlopper?!" Wow, this girl was a total moron.
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Post by Axl Fuckin' Rose on Jun 3, 2006 0:10:44 GMT -5
Heh. Sounds like someone rather familiar. Do I know this girl?
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Post by Skittles on Jun 4, 2006 22:02:50 GMT -5
Absolutely not. But if you do, run away quickly. She's a total freak.
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Post by Renaissance on Sept 8, 2006 19:23:46 GMT -5
A somewhat chunky guy I knew back in grade school had the grievous misfortune of being nickname "KFC". The story behind it is a gem.
It starts off with his mom sending him to pick up some KFC for dinner. It was summer and the weather was practically perfect so he decides to take his bike. So he puts the food in the basket located behind and goes home. On the way home he starts craving some fries so he reaches back to get some and drives straight into a parked car. He trashed his bike and broke his wrist and earned the nickname KFC.
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Post by BuffyAnne5763 on Sept 17, 2006 2:05:17 GMT -5
OK, is it ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY for Abercrombie and Fitch to have a person hired solely for the purpose of BLASTING their men's cologned all over their store, all over the mall hallway, all over our back hallway, and I swear I think that they somehow managed to find a way into our back room. Is it necessary for me to open the doors of business and be knocked over by their noxious cologne that is so strong it's like one of them ran up and busted a full bottle of it on our freaking door?
Should I take matters into my own hands and beat the living (and pardon my language) SHIT out of these guys, then strap them to chairs and force them to take the proper training on how to effectively sell cologne/perfume and how to properly fragrance their store from Bath & Body Works?
I'm thinkin' I should.
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Post by Renaissance on Sept 17, 2006 21:22:35 GMT -5
I'll answer with a simple: I don't see why not.
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Post by lolo on Sept 18, 2006 19:58:42 GMT -5
I think you should start kickin' some ass, B.
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Post by BuffyAnne5763 on Sept 23, 2006 8:17:59 GMT -5
*giggles* Thanks guys. That made my morning. As of late, it's not been TOO bad, but sometimes it's like... I want to go over and yell, "We're not fucking Abercrombie, why the FUCK does our store smell like it?!"
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Post by Axl Fuckin' Rose on Oct 10, 2006 23:37:21 GMT -5
Kill them all. Hide the bodies.
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Post by BuffyAnne5763 on Oct 12, 2006 19:46:44 GMT -5
Well, I talked to the girl who runs the Piercing Pagoda right outside our door today, and she said that it's actually not as bad as it used to be, but her girls are still calling over and complaining because it's giving them all migraines. HAHAHA!
And it's not just the store, I found out: IT'S THEM! As of late, my break somehow keeps coinciding (and no I'm not doing it on purpose, it just seems that way people, b's not a crazy stalker girl I SWEAR!) with one of the guys' and I can't win for losing, as I somehow manage to sit downwind outside. It's so awful! It freaking happened today and I GAGGED.
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Post by lolo on Oct 15, 2006 9:25:32 GMT -5
You should take some lysol or febreeze spray - something to help neutralizes the smell and walk by their place and secretly try to spray it like crazy. If it's that bad outside of the place, it must be even worse in the store... ya think they're all permanently high off the fumes?
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Post by Renaissance on Oct 16, 2006 11:26:40 GMT -5
I say, hide some moldy cheese than sick the department of health them!!
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Post by BuffyAnne5763 on Oct 31, 2006 9:35:29 GMT -5
Y'alls are the best. It actually happened yesterday, again as I was filling out paperwork, it just kinda crept in, all the way back wear our registers are! OMFG! I'm hoping tonite as all the cute widdle trick-or-treaters come by, that they come from Delia's, cuz knowing our luck, instead of candy, they're just gonna handout out freaking samples and spray em as they walk by.
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Post by Renaissance on Oct 31, 2006 10:28:33 GMT -5
Maybe I'm a bit evil, but I'd get an asthmatic friend to threaten their manager with a lawsuit on the grounds that they (the offending store) are wrecklessly flooding the common way with hazardous chemicals (perfume). I don't think that you'd win in court but it just might scare them enough. They have to realize that if someone with a allergy to perfume were to have a serious attack, they might be on the hook.
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