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Post by Skittles on Oct 24, 2004 21:58:23 GMT -5
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Post by Skittles on Oct 24, 2004 22:05:19 GMT -5
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Post by Skittles on Oct 24, 2004 22:08:12 GMT -5
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Post by Skittles on Oct 24, 2004 22:17:35 GMT -5
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this...)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
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Post by irol on Oct 24, 2004 22:39:49 GMT -5
OMG!!! i lost it after like 2 seconds!!!
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Post by Skittles on Oct 24, 2004 22:51:30 GMT -5
Me too! Every time!!!
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Post by irol on Nov 8, 2004 14:06:38 GMT -5
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Post by Skittles on Nov 8, 2004 14:17:50 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D
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Post by irol on Nov 9, 2004 14:38:18 GMT -5
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Post by BuffyAnne5763 on Nov 9, 2004 14:53:44 GMT -5
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Post by Skittles on Nov 9, 2004 16:27:38 GMT -5
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Post by Skittles on Nov 9, 2004 16:28:15 GMT -5
;D Yeah, I've seen that before. Very messed up.
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Post by irol on Nov 9, 2004 18:01:15 GMT -5
That was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol. I couldn't stop laughing when they kept doing the "potatoes" part it sounded so funny!
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Post by Skittles on Nov 9, 2004 18:10:18 GMT -5
;D ;D I think I have to go watch it for the 5th time!
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Post by irol on Nov 22, 2004 19:42:10 GMT -5
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