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Oct 25, 2004 20:38:24 GMT -5
Post by irol on Oct 25, 2004 20:38:24 GMT -5
Lucas: Mark, who's your favorite singer? Mark: Axl Lucas: Well, if Rex Manning's car had a flat tire, do you think Axl Rose would pull over help him out? (tick tock tick tock tick tock) Mark: Does Axl have a jack? Warren: No way, man! Axl Rose would spin the wheel, take aim, and take that sucker out!!! (makes random tire-screeching noises) Lucas: Warren, Warren! Where does this hostility come from? lol. that part always make me laugh! and i love the part (even though there's no quote for it) when mark is eating the "brownie" and watching that gwar video! ;D
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Oct 25, 2004 21:59:35 GMT -5
Post by BuffyAnne5763 on Oct 25, 2004 21:59:35 GMT -5
GUY FROM GWAR: Mark, Hey Mark! You love Gwar, why don't you join the band! **Mark watches himself rocking out on the TV** Wow man, Mark, you really can play a mean guitar man, it really is a shame, that you must die! **Mark's guitar is taken away and he's fed to a giant plant**
MARK: HEHE I luv you Eddie!
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Oct 25, 2004 22:06:48 GMT -5
Post by Skittles on Oct 25, 2004 22:06:48 GMT -5
yay! ;D
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Oct 25, 2004 22:09:24 GMT -5
Post by Skinwalker on Oct 25, 2004 22:09:24 GMT -5
"You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweeds!"
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
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Oct 25, 2004 22:21:32 GMT -5
Post by Skinwalker on Oct 25, 2004 22:21:32 GMT -5
Brigitte : Are you *sure* it's just cramps?
Ginger : Just so you know, the words "just" and "cramps", they don't go together. ________________________________________
Ginger : Out by sixteen or dead in this scene but together forever. Together forever.
Brigitte : United against life as we know it. ________________________________________
Jason : Hey, diss me or whatever, but, I got three sisters, and nothing quite takes the edge off like a good toke.
Ginger : Well, maybe I like my edge. Thanks.
Jason : Or maybe you're just chicken to lose it.
Ginger Snaps
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Oct 26, 2004 13:22:22 GMT -5
Post by BuffyAnne5763 on Oct 26, 2004 13:22:22 GMT -5
Watched Empire Last night, gota few more... CORY: I miss Gina. DEB: That's really special, but aren't we supposed to be talking about me? MITCH: You should have seen this place when I opened it, Becks Bath and Beday, a bathroom fixture emporium. It was my, Beatnick father who turned it into a record store. I tell you, if I was selling toilets right now, I'd be a rich man. MARK: No, we mustn't dwell. Not today. We can't! Not on Rex Manning Day! AJ: What's with you today? Yesterday, you were normal, and today you're like the Chinese guy from the Karate Kid. LUCAS: What's with "today" today? AJ: You did have hair when you went in there? DEB: Yeah, it's still in the sink if you wanna glue it. CORY: Joe, I don't think that's such a good idea, you know Berko's just gonna insult (Rex) right to his face. JOE: I don't care if Berko sticks an M80 up his butt and lights it. I hope he sticks one up mine. Hell, it might be an improvement. DEB: No visible tattoos. GINA: No revealing clothing. DEB: We're both screwed. At least you're used to it. GINA: Now, Debra, don't be bitter. With your ever-growing collection of self-mutilating silver appendages, and your brand-new Neo-Nazi bootcamp makeover, the boys'll come a-runnin'! BA ![8-)](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v709/soulless_mates/smilies/angel2.gif) Oh, and I noticed something: On the wall next to the count-out room, is a giant poster of Sid Vicious!!! ;D
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Oct 26, 2004 16:26:32 GMT -5
Post by Skittles on Oct 26, 2004 16:26:32 GMT -5
I really need to watch it again. I'm gonna pick a night this weekend and just watch a zillion movies. ;D
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Nov 27, 2004 20:33:39 GMT -5
Post by BuffyAnne5763 on Nov 27, 2004 20:33:39 GMT -5
Watched Stepford Last night and I had to add this one.
Random Husband: (I worked for) AOL. Johanna: Is that why all the women are so slow?
Johanna: Is that really what you're going to workout in? Claire: Why yes, we always want to look our very best!
Johanna: Sarah used to run an airline! Bobbie: With her flawless skin?
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Nov 30, 2004 13:20:43 GMT -5
Post by Skittles on Nov 30, 2004 13:20:43 GMT -5
;D I love that movie!!! I just noticed that all the ;D's that we had here are now ![>:(](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/ihateavril2woohoo/Soulless%20Mates/smilies/mad.gif) 's. *goes to fix that*
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Jan 11, 2005 17:01:11 GMT -5
Post by BuffyAnne5763 on Jan 11, 2005 17:01:11 GMT -5
Oh Holy Lord!!!! I now have Sex and the City quotes (and I picked out mostly clean ones that people could get a kick out of and understand). Carrie: There is no way that the love I had with Big is the same thing he has with Natasha. Miranda: Natasha? When did you stop calling her "the idiot stick figure with no soul"? Miranda: You know, I have low self-esteem, but I express it in a healthy way -- by eating a box of DoubleStuf Oreos. Charlotte: Did I ever tell you I was a cheerleader? Miranda: No, because you knew I would mock you endlessly. Miranda: I once was dumped by a guy's doorman. "I'm sorry, Ms. Hobbes, Jonathon won't be coming down... Ever." Miranda: (talking to Carrie's machine) I'm calling to tell you that your friend, Miranda Hobbes, just picked up a piece of chocolate cake out of the garbage and ate it. Just thought you should know for when you have to commit me to the Betty Crocker clinic. Miranda: Last night, Steve and I held hands for an hour, watching... the fire. He was looking into my eyes, I was looking for the remote. Miranda: Maybe it's maturity, or the wisdom that comes with age, but the witch in Hansel & Gretel -- she's very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream house, and these brats come along and start eating it. Charlotte: I just know no matter how good I feel about myself, if I see Christy Turlington, I just want to give up! Miranda: Well, I just want to tie her down and force-feed her lard, but that's the difference between you and me. Carrie: I'm at Big's. Miranda: You're at Big's? You and I are having dinner tonight! Carrie: Well, he got this veal... Miranda: You blew me off for a piece of politically incorrect meat? Samantha: All of Manhattan is here. Miranda: Who's watching the island? Charlotte: I can't believe you would actually consider having a boob job. Miranda: I can't believe you went to Planet Hollywood. Miranda: How did it happen that four such smart women have nothing to talk about but boyfriends? It's like seventh grade with bank accounts. Charlotte: Do you think I'm a whore? Samantha: Oh please, if you're a whore, what does that make me? Charlotte: In some cultures, heavy women with mustaches are considered beautiful. Samatha: And you're looking at me while you're saying that? Charlotte: We've been trying, you know, to... Samantha: Fuck? Charlotte: Whatever. And it's just not... Samantha: Getting big and hard? Carrie: What is this, dirty Mad Libs? That's all for now... ![:)](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/ihateavril2woohoo/Soulless%20Mates/smilies/happy.gif)
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Jan 11, 2005 18:51:19 GMT -5
Post by irol on Jan 11, 2005 18:51:19 GMT -5
;DOh B! Too awesome, I love that show!!
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Jan 12, 2005 12:49:47 GMT -5
Post by BuffyAnne5763 on Jan 12, 2005 12:49:47 GMT -5
Yeah, I started watching it again. I luv the one about the chocolate cake! ;D
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Jan 28, 2005 1:40:17 GMT -5
Post by BuffyAnne5763 on Jan 28, 2005 1:40:17 GMT -5
Charlotte: I proposed to myself! Carrie: What? Charlotte: Yes. I suggested he have a tomato salad, then I suggested we get married. Carrie: Wait. What exactly did he say? Charlotte: Alrighty! Carrie: Alrighty? He said alrighty? Now I'm thinking the upsetting thing isn't that you proposed, it's that you proposed to a guy that says "alrighty." Charlotte: Oh, Carrie, stop! Carrie: Alrighty. ---
Miranda: Think of how bad it must have been for Henry VIII. Carrie: Yeah, you give him head, he cuts yours off! ---
Carrie: He's very sweet. And smart! Enid: He's a Hobbit! ---
Carrie (Answering machine message): Hi. I'm not here but my shoes are, so leave them a message.
(that's on my voicemail ;D)
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Jan 28, 2005 10:48:10 GMT -5
Post by Skittles on Jan 28, 2005 10:48:10 GMT -5
Alrighty! ;D
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Jan 28, 2005 12:10:15 GMT -5
Post by irol on Jan 28, 2005 12:10:15 GMT -5
;D B you so have to keep up with the SATC quotes. I cannot get enough of that show!
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